D5
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fianc?e and me
              G5              D5
The ship went down, everybody drowned
    A5                   A5                 D5
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
      D5
Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
          G5             D5
And so I washed up on a beach
     A5                 A5             D5
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.

           D5        Bb5              D5
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
            A5                       D5
I'm feeling well; they like me that way
                         G5                 D5
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
         A5                A5             D5
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

                 D5
Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
                  G5                    D5
I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels"
        A5                      A5                D5
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole
      D5
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
              G5                D5
You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me
 A5                A5                 D5
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free

(Chorus)

Bb5      D5        Bb5       D5
Missionaries came to this place
     Bb5           D5
They taught us manners
       A5          A5         D5
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the
sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!


(Last chorus and outro)