TUNING: Half-step down [ D5 G5 C5 F5 A5 D5 ] D5 D5 My granny while on her death bed G5 D5 She turned and said to me G5 A5 D5 "Why must you view life so morbidly? D5 D5 I tried to teach you right G5 D5 But somewhere I went wrong G5 'Cuz you sang those A5 D5 Death death devil devil evil evil songs" D5 D5 When six pallbearers put her down G5 D5 And laid her body in the ground G5 My eyes were wet A5 D5 My face was very long D5 D5 The pastor said "son here you are G5 D5 Won't you please take this guitar G5 A5 D5 Sing dearly departed Granny one last song" D5 And I sang death death A5 devil devil devil devil G5 D5 evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 Hell you know that's how I get along D5 A5 The world is full of tragedies G5 D5 So how can it be wrong? G5 Singing death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs D5 G5 Well I was shopping at Hot Topic D5 A5 And I was walking out the store D5 A5 When two dumb jocks came up to me G5 D5 They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween" G5 A5 D5 And they kicked my lipstick to the floor D5 And I sang death death A5 G5 D5 devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 Hell you know that's how I get along D5 A5 The world is full of idiots G5 D5 So how can it be wrong? G5 Singing death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs D5 G5 Well I went down to church on Sunday D5 A5 I sat up front in a pew D5 A5 The priest said "Jesus and Mary too, G5 D5 Son what the devils got into you? D5 A5 D5 Get up and sing a hymn or two" D5 And I sang death death A5 G5 D5 devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 Hell you know that's how I get along D5 A5 The world is full of hypocrisies G5 D5 So how can it be wrong? G5 Singing death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs D5 G5 I was invited to the White House D5 A5 The president pulled me aside G5 A5 He said "Son sing us a song of peace D5 D5 For those evil doers in the Middle East" G5 A5 D5 I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme D5 And I sang death death A5 G5 D5 devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 And you know that's how I get along D5 A5 The world is full of W's G5 D5 So how can it be wrong? G5 Singing death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs D5 D5 Well then I died and went to Hell G5 D5 I could tell right away by the awful smell G5 A5 D5 That this was clearly not the pearly gates D5 D5 The devil said "come here young man G5 D5 My wife and I are your biggest fans" G5 A5 D5 So naturally I felt I had it made D5 A5 G5 Well then he reached into an iron chest G5 A5 D5 And he picked a tool that he felt was best D5 A5 And then he jabbed me in the shlong G5 D5 With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs G5 A5 D5 He turned to me and winked and sang this song D5 He sang death death A5 G5 D5 devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 Yeah I know that's how you got along D5 A5 I find your song hilarious G5 D5 But now your soul's precarious G5 Singing your death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs D5 I'm just kidding kid Welcome to Hell Enjoy the buffet D5 Death death A5 G5 D5 devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs G5 D5 And you know that's how we got along D5 A5 The world is full of sinners G5 D5 So how can it be wrong? G5 Singing death death death death A5 D5 Devil devil evil evil songs