Tuning: DGCFAd Intro: E5 E5 I was alone and I needed a date. E5 A5 I was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I, A5 E5 I saw a sign, it said, "For a good time, E5 take a left down at tombstone number 8." E5 Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I E5 A5 Saw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I A5 E5 Took a step into the tomb of ill repute. E5 That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A9add11+ E5 E5 I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it. E5 A5 I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it. A5 E5 Her teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot. E5 But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute. E5 Well I was tense it was plain to see. E5 A5 A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me. A5 E5 I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it. E5 I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A9add11+ E5 E5 Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes. E5 A5 I don't know which of my organs is the next to go. A5 E5 I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease. E5 Wouldn't you know now I'm a zombie gigolo. E5 I took my first client on a date. E5 A5 We took a walk to the cemetery gate. A5 E5 I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip. E5 I pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip." Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A9add11+ E5 Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute. Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Em She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute.