Intro: (There's a guitar that just mutes all the strings throughout the whole song pretty much) 

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F
Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck
                                C           F
If I pull out the cramer you're shit out of luck
F
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
                        C           F
After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing

Chorus:
F    Dm   C
Aye, Aye, Aye
F                        C              F
Sharpen your boot, I'll bludgen your eye
F    Dm   C
Aye, Aye, Aye
                           C          F
The blarney stone brings a tear to me eye


Same chords for verse 2 as in verse 1

Here's a little fill between some choruses and verses:

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There's the blarney stone. try as best as you can to use an irish accent ;)