Intro: (There's a guitar that just mutes all the strings throughout the whole song pretty much) 

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F5
Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck
                                C5           F5
If I pull out the cramer you're shit out of luck
F5
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
                        C5           F5
After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing

Chorus:
F5    D5   C5
Aye, Aye, Aye
F5                        C5              F5
Sharpen your boot, I'll bludgen your eye
F5    D5   C5
Aye, Aye, Aye
                           C5          F5
The blarney stone brings a tear to me eye


Same chords for verse 2 as in verse 1

Here's a little fill between some choruses and verses:

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There's the blarney stone. try as best as you can to use an irish accent ;)