Capo 5th fret E5 Riding in the bus down the boulevard A5 And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!) E5 Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand A5 With the perverts in the back C5 G5 It was smelling like a locker room C5 G5 There was junk all over the floor C5 G5 We're already packed in like sardines A5 B5 But we're stopping to pick up more, look out E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 E5 Another comes on and another comes on E5 A5 Another one rides the bus F#5 Hey, who's gonna sit by you B5 Another one rides the bus E5 There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs A5 There's an elbow in my ear E5 There's a smelly old bum standing next to me A5 Hasn't showered in a year C5 G5 I think I'm missing a contact lens C5 G5 I think my wallet's gone C5 G5 And I think this bus is stopping again A5 B5 To let a couple more freaks get on look out E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 E5 Another comes on and another comes on E5 A5 Another one rides the bus F#5 Hey, who's gonna sit by you B5 Another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus ow Another one rides the bus hey hey Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy E5 The window doesn't open and the fan is broke A5 And my face is turning blue (Yeah) E5 I haven't been in a crowd like this A5 Since I went to see the Who C5 G5 Well I should've got off a couple miles ago C5 G5 But I couldn't get to the door C5 G5 There isn't any room for me to breathe A5 B5 And now we're gonna pick up more yeaaah E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 A5 Another one rides the bus E5 E5 Another comes on and another comes on E5 A5 Another one rides the bus F#5 Hey, who's gonna sit by you B5 Another one rides the bus.