Intro: G5 C5 D5 B5 C5 D5 D5

Verse 1:
  G5                   C5
Once in awhile maybe you will feel the urge
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To break international copyright law
         E5                 D5
By downloading MP3's from file sharing sites
        F5                           C5         D5
Like Morpheus or Grockster or Limewire or KaZaA


Verse 2:
     G5                                C5
But Deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
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And the shame would leave a permanent scar
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'Cause you start out stealing songs then you're robbing liquor stores
      F5                              C5                    D5
And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car


Chorus 1:
    G5          C5         D5
So Don't download this song
     G5      C5                    D5
The record store's where you belong
        E5     B5           B5          C5
Go and buy the CD like you know you should
     A5         D5        G5
Oh, don't download this song


Verse 3:
     G5                             C5
Oh, you don't wanna' mess with the R-I-double-A
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They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
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Doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl
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They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

Chorus 1:
    G5           C5        D5
So don't Download this song  (Don't go)
G5          C5             D5
Pirating music all day long
       E5      B5           B5         C5
Go and buy the CD like you know you should
     A5         D5         G5
Oh, don't download this song


Bridge:
       Eb5                    C5
Don't take away money from artists just like me
      Eb5                       C5
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
       G5
And diamond studded swimming pools
        E5
These things don't grow on trees
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So all I ask is everybody, please...

Chorus 2:
  A5         D5         E5
Don't download this song  (Oh please don't you do it, or you)
 A5                 D5               E5
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong  (Remember Tommy)
        D5       A5           C#5        D5
Go and buy the CD like you know you should  (Go out and buy it)
     B5          E5        A5
Oh, don't download this song

Chorus 3:
 A5          D5         E5
Don't download this song  (No, no, no, no, no, no)
 A5               D5              E5
You'll burn in hell before too long  (And you deserve it)
        D5       A5                         C#5       D5
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know you should (you really should)
     B5         E5         A5
Oh, don't download this song