Main Theme (with lots of distortion and a pumping wah!):
   Bb       A
   /    /     /              /
 | ---------------------------------- | 
 | ---------------------------------- |   4 times just Mike &
 | -------3---2-2--DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH--- |   Todd, then the whole
 | -----3-----2-2-------------------- |   band 4 times through.
 | --1--------0-0-------------------- | 
 | ---------------------------------- | 

Verse 1:
  G
I got to get back to the house
          E                     D
There's a warm chair where the cat has been
                G
I feel a little better when I'm back at the house
E              D
Hope I haven't lost my keys
       G
I been thinking about the police
E                D
Jelly filled for justice, please (also: coffee filled)

 |  / /   / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D   C       B


(Main Theme)

Verse 2:
    G
I'm standing here in the kitchen
E             D
Wonder if I'm hungry at all
G
Right there, open the icebox
E               D
Wonder if I can eat it all

 |  / /   / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D   C       B


Final Lyrics:
   Bb                          A
My eyes can't see through this metal door
Bb                A
Mouth just ate an hour before
Bb                          A
Stomach can't remember what food is for
        Bb                                A
Haven't listened to my belly in a year or more

Intense Impossible ( * not entirely *  ;)) instrumental section:

 |  / / / /  |  /    / /  /  |  (12x)
  A           Bb   B  C


(Main Theme)

(Verse Chords three times through)

 |  / /   / /  |  / /   / /  | 
  D   C       C   B

Change rhythm to sort of a swing feel:
 | --3------5-- | 
 | --6------7-- | 
 | --4------5-- |    I'm pretty sure about the G7, and
 | --3------7-- |    the D thing is probably close.
 | --5------5-- | 
 | --3--------- | 
   G7     D*

 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G7         D * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D *                    C
 |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  B         Bb
 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G7         D * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D *                    C         B
Strum the following in an 8th note pattern:

 |  /   /  /   /  |   (8x)
  Bb  C  Bb  C
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  E   F  E   F
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  Bb  C  Bb  C
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  E   F  E   F
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  Bb  C  Bb  C


Back to swing part:

 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G7         D * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /
  D *                    C         B         Bb

I play metal style barre chords (bottom 3 notes) for
all the chords except where they are written out.