Main Theme (with lots of distortion and a pumping wah!):
   Bb       A
   /    /     /              /
 | ---------------------------------- | 
 | ---------------------------------- |   4 times just Mike &
 | -------3---2-2--DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH--- |   Todd, then the whole
 | -----3-----2-2-------------------- |   band 4 times through.
 | --1--------0-0-------------------- | 
 | ---------------------------------- | 

Verse 1:
  G5
I got to get back to the house
          E5                     D5
There's a warm chair where the cat has been
                G5
I feel a little better when I'm back at the house
E5              D5
Hope I haven't lost my keys
       G5
I been thinking about the police
E5                D5
Jelly filled for justice, please (also: coffee filled)

 |  / /   / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D5   C5       B5


(Main Theme)

Verse 2:
    G5
I'm standing here in the kitchen
E5             D5
Wonder if I'm hungry at all
G5
Right there, open the icebox
E5               D5
Wonder if I can eat it all

 |  / /   / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D5   C5       B5


Final Lyrics:
   Bb5                          A5
My eyes can't see through this metal door
Bb5                A5
Mouth just ate an hour before
Bb5                          A5
Stomach can't remember what food is for
        Bb5                                A5
Haven't listened to my belly in a year or more

Intense Impossible ( * not entirely *  ;)) instrumental section:

 |  / / / /  |  /    / /  /  |  (12x)
  A5           Bb5   B5  C5


(Main Theme)

(Verse Chords three times through)

 |  / /   / /  |  / /   / /  | 
  D5   C5       C5   B5

Change rhythm to sort of a swing feel:
 | --3------5-- | 
 | --6------7-- | 
 | --4------5-- |    I'm pretty sure about the G7, and
 | --3------7-- |    the D thing is probably close.
 | --5------5-- | 
 | --3--------- | 
   G7     D*

 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G5         D5 * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D5 *                    C5
 |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  B5         Bb5
 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G5         D5 * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  | 
  D5 *                    C5         B5
Strum the following in an 8th note pattern:

 |  /   /  /   /  |   (8x)
  Bb5  C5  Bb5  C5
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  E5   F5  E5   F5
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  Bb5  C5  Bb5  C5
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  E5   F5  E5   F5
 |  /   /  /   /  |   (4x)
  Bb5  C5  Bb5  C5


Back to swing part:

 |  /  / / /  |  /  / / /  |   (4x)
  G5         D5 * 
 |  /  / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /  |  / / / /
  D5 *                    C5         B5         Bb5

I play metal style barre chords (bottom 3 notes) for
all the chords except where they are written out.