transcribed by Lawrence Young 

Tune down 1/2 step and use POWER CHORDS!!!
All E chords are 7th/2nd fret unless otherwise indicated (I think).

A
Drags me round all day just like a ball
D
On a chain or tooth pain
         E (open)  D\ (slide)
And I confess

I'm just a mess

     A
Do I have to take this shit from you every time
  D
I look your way or say hey!
           E
It's about time
    D                      A
You show me yours and I'll show you mine
      ( A )
And I hope you can keep that turd-eating grin of yours
 D
Upon your face
                                        E
When you find that you're thrown to one side
       D                          A
'Cause no-one likes a long roller-coaster ride

                 E
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( E )
Who'll take your heart
    A                                D
And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
               F#(2nd)  B
'Cause she's a headfuck
   D         A
My baby is a headfuck

     A
In a bygone age engaged in a passion trip
  D
A final score was required
                     E
Just to make it worthwhile
D                      A
All the patience and a waste of time
       ( A )
For it seems today the play did mutate
       D
Into a movie scene
                                  E
Where the aim was to get the best line
D                      A
Crashing heads for the second time

                 E
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( E )
Who'll break your mind
    A                        D
And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
               F#(2nd)  B
'Cause she's a headfuck
   D         A
My baby is a headfuck

Wah!!
(SOLO)
A D E D A (x2)
( A )
Oh no...
( A )
Day tripper, prick teaser yeah

     B
So a parting word to those young unfortunates
    E
Who can't get to sleep
                        F#(4th)
Till one little snake uncurls
E                    B
Raise a glass to the underworld
        ( B )
You can try all week and still keep on waiting
       E
It's a messed up, dressed up, loss situation
      F#(4th)
Where pearls
E                    B
End up changing into headfuck girls

                 F#(4th)
'Cause she's the kind of girl
       ( F# )
Who'll steal your smile
    B                          E
And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
               Ab       C#
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E         B
My baby is a headfuck
               Ab       C#
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E         B
My baby is a headfuck
               Ab       C#
'Cause she's a headfuck
   E         B
My baby is a headfuck
A   B    C
Headfuck me!

(SOLO)
C# F# Ab F# C# (x2)