Capo 8th

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The beer, the beer, the beer, the beer
    D5                     G5
The beer don't make you a man
      D5                 G5
No it takes something else
 Asus7                  G5
Something I'll never have

      D5               G5
And a beer, a beer, a beer, a beer
  D5                   G5
A beer makes you feel good
     D5                 G5
Like if you wanted you could
Asus7          G5
Kick anybody's ass

  D5                 G5
A knife, a knife, a knife, a knife
  D5                    G5
A knife makes you feel strong
        D5               G5
With a gun you're never wrong
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Everybody try to stay calm I think the safety's on

A car, a car, a car, a car
A car means you can go
Whenever you want to
With an FM radio

Guitars, guitars, guitars, guitars
Guitars, Thin Lizzy rocks
So dust off your old stompbox
and we'll run it through your Vox and your Firebird

Cos you're tired, you're tired, you're tired, you're tired
You're tired of feeling sad
Your disappointed, hurt and mad
And all the poetry you've written is bad

Because a pen, a pen, a pen, a pen
A pen don't mean you can write
You're no fucking John Updike
Even if you spell it right

Just like a hardon, a hardon, a hardon, a hardon, a hardon
A hardon don't mean you're in love
Cos when the pushing comes to shove
Do you really want to be here?