Capo 8th Religious Songs by Withered Hand: Intro and la's: D A9 Em G Lalalalalala etc D A9 Em I don't really know what I should do D A9 Em Like should I be passing this bread along to you D A9 Em And I don't really know what the wine was for D A9 Em Cos if it's Jesus' blood wouldn't there be more? G Knocking on Kevin's front door D A I'm singing religious songs Em getting the words wrong G My hair's getting too long D for this congregation D A Religious songs Em getting the words wrong G My hairs getting too long And they say G/E A How did he really expect to be happy G D When he listens to death metal bands lalalala etc IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share You stole my heart and stole your underwear You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours Dreaming of Babylon's whores I'm singing religious songs getting the words wrong My hair's getting too long for this congregation Religious songs getting the words wrong My hairs getting too long And they say How did he really expect to be happy When he listens to death metal bands Lalalalala etc I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say I still run into friends that we both had yesterday And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday But that's ok remember you thought I was gay Chorus 2: Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon I walk in the rain and I'm thinking If I happen to die tonight in my sleep I'll have cum and not blood on my hands Lalalalala etc