Verse 1:

F5                           A5                      
A black cavalcade winds its way through the backstreets,
D5                       G5
Flowers piled high on a wooden box.
F5                            A5
friends and relations sat in rows in the back seats,
D5                         G5 
All looking shakey cos it came as a shock.

Chorus:

F5                           A5
A black cavalcade winds its way through the backstreets,
D5                      G5
Some poor soul took his final taxi.
F5                                         A5
There's only one destination in the final taxi (x2).

Verse 2:

F5                          A5
Up through the town to the Garden of Rest,
D5                    G5
Riding in style in a long wooden box.
F5                                A5
No fare on the meter, they'll be paying by cheque,
D5                             G5  
This is one fare you dont see up on the clock.

Chorus.

Bridge:
   A5
   there's only one destination ooooooooh,
   D5
   there's only one destination ooooooooh,
   F5
   there's onyl one destination ooooooooh,
   G5
   there's only one destination ooooh.

Verse 3:
F5                            A5     
They lowered him down into a hole in the ground,
D5                                  G5
Threw in the flowers and shovelled earth on top.
F5                             A5
The cars pulled away from the Garden of Rest,
D5                        G5       
For a funeral tea, with twentu five guests.
F5                            A5
The cars pulled away for the funeral tea,
D5                          G5
Cos some poor sod took his final taxi.

Chorus (x2).

HAHAHAHAHaaaah.