E        G       D            E   G
Calm down she said consider this a warning.
   C               E   G      D             G         Am
A souvenir for the morning, a headache that you can't fix.
       E     G       D                          E    G         C
I said I can talk my   way out of anything, but i am struggling  in this emergency
E    G    D       G     Am
This ones on your side.
       G           Am
I said this one is on your

E         G   
Ambulance   I'm calling you now
D
Accidents bring the house down
E               G 
Come on come on, you don't know me
D
Come on come on, you owe me nothing

E        G        D
Dry your eyes and stick them on ice.
 E                 G              C
Give your chest a rest it's been cold your whole life
     E        G   D       G  Am        E      G            
I'll have you   know, the tables are about to turn
           D            E           G        C
And you're going to get what, what, what you deserve.

E         G
Ambulance   I'm calling you now
D
Accidents bring the house down
E                G
Come on come on, you don't know me
D
Come on come on, you owe me nothing

E          G     D
Is this is it my love, (turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream ) 
E          G     C
Is this is it my love, (turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream )

   E             G            D                           E
So sing, I am my own worst enemy, that's what she said to me.
         G               C
And I am living out your dream.
   E             G           D
So sing, I am my own worst enemy
               E          G           C
So we can just breathe, a little more safely.

E - G - D - -

E         G
Ambulance   I'm calling you now
D
Accidents bring the house down
E                G
Come on come on, you don't know me
D
Come on come on, you owe me nothing

E          G     D
Is this is it my love, (turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream ) 
E          G     C
Is this is it my love, (turn it up turn it up I want to hear you)
E (let ring)
Sing

E (let ring)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
G (let ring)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D (let ring)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts, I've got real big plans

E (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
G (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts, I've got real big plans

E (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
G (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D (palm mute)
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts

(Pause)

E
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
G
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D 
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D 
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
E
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
G
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D 
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
D 
I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts
E (let ring to end)