INTRO: E G F# F x2

    E
You kissed me once
G
And you kissed me twice
F#                           F
With your mess of slobbering lips
     E
With dribble in my brow (bra??)
G
I wait until you turned around
F#                          F
And wiped it on my pant leg


   E                         G
Oh now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see
    F#                          F
And now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear
E                        G
Now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see
 F#                       F
Now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear

 
E    G
You
           F#     F
Especially you
             E    G
It's all for you
                F#   F
It's because of you


F#                             G  F#
My lungs are filled with smoke
F#                                      G  F#
Eyes light and hazy from too many tears
F#                                 G  F#
Red and glossy from too many beers
F#                                      G  F#
And my stomach shapes into one big knot
E            G          F#        F
My stomach shapes into one big knot

E  G  F#  F

   E                             G
Oh now let's stop hangin' around this lame town
 F#                           F
Take another lookin' at your stupid frown
         E           G
Looking down, down, down at the ground
         F#          F                 
Looking down, down, down at the ground

E  G  F#  F

          E                      G
You gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown
          F#                    F
I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown
          E                     G
I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown
          F#                    F
I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown

E  G  F#  F

F#                          G  F#
And I'm amazed at the gamut
F#                          G  F#
Oh I'm amazed at the clarity
F#                          G  F#
Yeah I'm amazed at the rage in me

F#  G  F#  G

E
Crushing
E
Crushing
E
Crushing
E
I'm getting crushed
E      A     B       E
From loving you too much

E  G  F#  F
    E
You kissed her once
G
And you kissed her twice
F#                  F
Now I can no longer be so nice
     E
With the fury on my brow
G
It's all your fault jerk
F#                            F
What's that sittin' on your pant leg?

E  G  F#  F

   E                         
Yeah now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see
    F#                          F
And now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear
E                        G
Now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see
 F#                       F
Now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear

E    G
You
           F#     F
Especially you
             E    G
It's all for you
                F#   F
It's because of you


F#                             G  F#
My lungs are filled with smoke
F#                                      G  F#
Eyes light and hazy from too many tears
F#                                 G  F#
Red and glossy from too many beers
F#                                      G  F#
And my stomach shapes into one big knot

E

E
Crushing
E
Crushing
E
Crushing
E
I'm getting crushed
E      A     B       E    A    B
From loving you too much

E  G  F#  F

  E                             G
Oh now let's stop hangin' around this lame town
 F#                           F
Take another lookin' at your stupid frown
         E           G
Looking down, down, down at the ground
         F#          F                 
Looking down, down, down at the ground

E  G  F#  F

F#                          G  F#
And I'm amazed at the gamut
F#                          G  F#
Oh I'm amazed at the clarity
F#                          G  F#
Yeah I'm amazed at the rage in me
F#                                 G  F#
My stomach shapes into one big knot