INTRO: E5 G5 F#5 F5 x2 E5 You kissed me once G5 And you kissed me twice F#5 F5 With your mess of slobbering lips E5 With dribble in my brow (bra??) G5 I wait until you turned around F#5 F5 And wiped it on my pant leg E5 G5 Oh now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see F#5 F5 And now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear E5 G5 Now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see F#5 F5 Now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear E5 G5 You F#5 F5 Especially you E5 G5 It's all for you F#5 F5 It's because of you F#5 G5 F#5 My lungs are filled with smoke F#5 G5 F#5 Eyes light and hazy from too many tears F#5 G5 F#5 Red and glossy from too many beers F#5 G5 F#5 And my stomach shapes into one big knot E5 G5 F#5 F5 My stomach shapes into one big knot E5 G5 F#5 F5 E5 G5 Oh now let's stop hangin' around this lame town F#5 F5 Take another lookin' at your stupid frown E5 G5 Looking down, down, down at the ground F#5 F5 Looking down, down, down at the ground E5 G5 F#5 F5 E5 G5 You gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown F#5 F5 I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown E5 G5 I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown F#5 F5 I gotta turn the other way to avoid that clown E5 G5 F#5 F5 F#5 G5 F#5 And I'm amazed at the gamut F#5 G5 F#5 Oh I'm amazed at the clarity F#5 G5 F#5 Yeah I'm amazed at the rage in me F#5 G5 F#5 G5 E5 Crushing E5 Crushing E5 Crushing E5 I'm getting crushed E5 A5 B5 E5 From loving you too much E5 G5 F#5 F5 E5 You kissed her once G5 And you kissed her twice F#5 F5 Now I can no longer be so nice E5 With the fury on my brow G5 It's all your fault jerk F#5 F5 What's that sittin' on your pant leg? E5 G5 F#5 F5 E5 Yeah now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see F#5 F5 And now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear E5 G5 Now I'll sign this paper for everyone to see F#5 F5 Now I'm up here singing for everyone to hear E5 G5 You F#5 F5 Especially you E5 G5 It's all for you F#5 F5 It's because of you F#5 G5 F#5 My lungs are filled with smoke F#5 G5 F#5 Eyes light and hazy from too many tears F#5 G5 F#5 Red and glossy from too many beers F#5 G5 F#5 And my stomach shapes into one big knot E5 E5 Crushing E5 Crushing E5 Crushing E5 I'm getting crushed E5 A5 B5 E5 A5 B5 From loving you too much E5 G5 F#5 F5 E5 G5 Oh now let's stop hangin' around this lame town F#5 F5 Take another lookin' at your stupid frown E5 G5 Looking down, down, down at the ground F#5 F5 Looking down, down, down at the ground E5 G5 F#5 F5 F#5 G5 F#5 And I'm amazed at the gamut F#5 G5 F#5 Oh I'm amazed at the clarity F#5 G5 F#5 Yeah I'm amazed at the rage in me F#5 G5 F#5 My stomach shapes into one big knot