Intro:
Bm , A , Bb (2x)


Verse:
     C#m
This town was built on muddy stilts
       B
By the lunatic parade
   A
It rains like Revelations
      F#                  Ab
Gonna wash these freaks away
C#m
Some girls wanna hold your hand
    B
And some girls like to pray
     A
Well my girl takes her drinks
     F#                   Ab
With dust and rusty razor blades

Bridge:
C#m
As I lie between these covers
                        E
I wanna tell her that I love it
         Ab
When she chokes me in the
F#              Ab
Backseat of her riverboat 'cause

Chorus:
Bm
She's my man
           A
And we got all the balls we need
         G  
When you taste that pavement

You're amazed
    E                A
She smells your sympathy
Bm
So bye bye ladies
        A
May the best queen hold the crown
        G
For the most bush sold on the levee
       E              A
My my, how word gets around
    Bm
She strangles for a good time
        A
And she kills my self-control
G
She's my man, don't be too sad sonny
              E                      A
'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

Bridge: (Same as Intro)

Verse:
Someday soon, this dank lagoon's
Gonna sink right into hell
They'll hide you from Big Ida
At the Sho' Enough Hotel
The Ladies of the evening's just
A tombstone in your bed
Well my girl eats a wounded preacher
'tween two loaves of bread

Bridge:
I know she's up to something
But how can I run when she's just
Keel-hauled twenty-on to nothing
I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause

Chorus

Bridge: 
Bm      A                       G                 E
All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny
Bm       A                  G      E   A
When the good ship comes to town
Bm       A                    G               E
Who said loves a bitch'll sit next to me honey
Bm               A                  G     E  A
Because this old boat's gonna run aground
Bm
I don't want to be the burden
A
Or your jealous bastard
G                           E            A
I don't wanna be the Tarzan of your next epic disaster

Chorus

Outro: (Same as Intro)

Bm
She's my man, can't you feel her comin'
She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin'
She's my man, she's gonna teach you something
She's me, she's my man