C
Hey Joe where'd you find that purdy girlie 

Where'd you get that jolly dolly
                                    G7
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine

Hey Moe she's got skin that's creamy dreamy 

Eyes that look so lovey dovey
                            C
Lips as red as cherry berry wine

           F
Now listen Joe I'm not a heel 

But ole Buddy let me tell you how I feel

She's a honey she's a sugar pie I'm warning you 
                 G7
I'm gonna try to steal her from you
C
Hey Moe I know we've been the best of friends 
    F
But this is where that friendship ends
    G7                           C
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own


Hey Joe come on let's be buddy duddies 

Show me you're my palsy wowsy
                                      G7
Introduce that pretty little chick to me

Hey Moe you're really getting aggravating 

Hey you're squirrelly that's my girlie
                             C
You're about as pushy as can be

            F
Now come on Joe let's make a deal 

Let me dance with her to see if she is real

She's the cutest girl I've ever seen 

I'll tell you face to face I mean
   G7
To steal her from you
C
Hey Moe we'll be friends until the end 
         F
But this looks like the end my Friend

    G7                           C
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own
    G7                           C
I'm gonna keep that dolly for my own