Intro: D

                  D               E
Well I'm standing here looking at you
          A
What do I see?
     D
I'm looking straight through
        D               E
It's so sad when you're young
      A        D
To be told     you're having fun
   D          Bb
So unplug the jukebox
    G           C
And do us all a favour
    D            Bb
Our band music's lost it's taste
   G           A
So try another flavour
D___________________________________
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

             D              E
I'm standing here what do I see
      A         D
A big nothing   threatening me
        D               E
It's so sad when you're young
      A       D
To be told    you're having fun



[Spoken (accompanying chords D, E, A, D, E, A):]

Oi! Oi! Big one! I'm down here!
Watch yourself, I'm trying to carry this crum!
Move! Oi big one! Big foot!

D     Bb G D     Bb G D   Bb G D
   Antmusic   Antmusic    Antmusic

   D          Bb
So unplug the jukebox
    G           C
And do us all a favour
    D           Bb
Our band music's lost it's taste
   G           A
So try another flavour
D___________________________________
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

Instrumental: D, E, A, D, D, E, A__


   D          Bb
So unplug the jukebox
    G           C
And do us all a favour
    D            Bb
Our band music's lost it's taste
   G           A
So try another flavour
D_________________________________________
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic  .....

think this is right. feel free to correct. many thanks to other contributors who started 
the ball rolling on this one.