Abm  
Sunday nights that you wanna
               B
Black velvet cake
                 Abm
Sweet heart can bargain
                B
Half price mistakes
                        Abm
She will go down with her ship
                 B
Like a good captain
                             E        
You're sitting on the dock playing for
                B
An audience of one

Ab

F#               B
ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh!

(F#)           Abm        (F#)      B
Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors
  (F#)                Abm
Get a call from an old friend
          (F#)          B
She never like them before
        (F#)            Abm
He will drive all over three lanes
     (F#)       B
You sit tight, shotgun
                     E
Wind shield wipers waving for
                B
An audience of one

                      Abm
You came out from the country
                   B
Wearing momma's clothes
                      Abm
You were born in the city
            B
Daddy's dominoes
                           Abm
You need a record you can move to
             B
Well we got one
  
Drop the needle
        E                          B
We are playing for an audience of one
  
Drop the needle
        E                          B
We are playing for an audience of one

C#m   B  F#

C#m                  B       F#
One gets all of you two jealous
C#m                  B       F#
Three get even less
C#m                  B           F#
Four divides you up then you're left
C#m                  B       F#
Pleasing all your guests

                       Abm
Reach out you point a finger
                B
And touch the globe
        (F#)             Abm
Spin around and where it stops
                         B
You've got to pack your bags and go
                  Abm
Land in the Mohave Desert
(F#)          B
Sing for the sun

                              E                          B
Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one
                            E                          B
Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one
                     E                          B
One is the only way playing for an audience of one

Abm            B
oooooh - oooooh! 


Abm            B
oooooh - oooooh! 


Abm            B
oooooh - oooooh! 

Abm            B
oooooh - oooooh!