yes, he exists...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Indian
http://www.myspace.com/apachei

Just a bit of fun XD

F#..... 
B
Boom-shack-a-lak a what the people them want
Women them a flex and the man them a chant
F#
Ca the '60's style it have fe comeback
                                        C#
Draw fe your hell-bottom block heel and frock
B                        F#
Boom-shack-a-lak rude boy
Here when we tell them now sir
F#
Wind your body, wriggle your belly...

B                                 F#
Wine and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rock-a to the new style around
        C#                         B                 
Now you fe line it up, and you fe wine it up
           F#
Ah do the boom-shack-a-lak till the dance hall full up
F#
I say the boom-shack-a-lak are the brand new style...

F#
Wine your body, wriggle your belly...
  B                                F#
Wine and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rocka to the new style around
        C#                B
You fe rhyme it up, you fe chum it up
          F#
Ah do the boom-shack-a-lak ah till the dance hall full up
F#
Me see the English gal a do the boom-shack-a-lak...


F#
Wind your body, wriggle your belly...
B                                     F#
You wine and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rocka to the new style around
        C#                 B
You fe rhyme it up, you fe chum it up
       F#
Do the boom-shack-a-lak till the dance hall full up

SOLO:
F#
B
C#, B
End solo

F#
Wine your body, wriggle your belly, Dip and go down in a new style
etc...


you can play like this, or use a capo on 2nd fret:
F# becomes E
B becomes A
C# becomes B

will add the solo and other random bits later