Capo II C - x32010 Am - x02210 F - 133211 G - 320033 C9 - x32333 Intro (not particularily accurate!) (x2): E|--------3--0------------1h3p1--0-------------------3--0--------- B|-----------------------------------------------------------3p1-- G|--------0----------0----------------------0--------0------------ D|-----2-----2------------3------2-------2--------2-----2----2---- A|--3-------------0-------------------3--------3------------------ E|---------------------------------------------------------------- E|-------------- B|--------3--1-- G|-------------- D|--------0----- A|-----2-----3-- E|--3----------- The verses seem to be fingerpicked as well, but I don't really know how. You can strum them or arpeggio them, they still sound good. C Am F C I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind C Am G C Then my neighbour got a dog C Am F C He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute C Am G C But it still looked like a chihuahua F C G C He had me over to watch it sit and beg F C Am G It bit my knee and made love to my leg C Am F C Now it barks all the night and all of the day C Am G C Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn Repeat intro I didn't get to sleep last night till very late The stupid dog barked and grrred I woke up late and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a turd I was certain it wasn't one of mine With that the dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind From my lovely little suburb (Tempo change!) C I'm gonna kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore F Cause this is judgment day G The little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone I'm gonna kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill that dog F G C I see the little monster in my garden G C So I grab an axe and off I go F G C And I try my best to get it Am G All I do is sever my big toe My neighbour comes outside to calm me He says his dog and me should just be friends F G C Am He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands F G Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might I'm gonna kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore Cause this is judgment day The little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone I'm gonna kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggie heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite over My neighbour called the cops on me I end up at the police station Where I am told that I must pay A three hundred dollar fine Wow what a great value I think I'll kill my neighbour too I'm gonna kill the guy next door Won't call the cops anymore I never liked him anyway Three hundred isn't much to pay There are turds on my lawn They must be his, his dog is gone I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill that guy End on C9 if u have any arrogant worms tabs email me at agentpearson_1@hotmail.com