My last tab got slated so reluctant to submit this, but one doesn't exist so 
thought I'd give it a go... 

D               C    G
Don't ask me where to
G           [ch]B#m[/ch]  F#m
Fall in a river
F#m      [ch]B#m[/ch]   G
I might deliver
G                 D
You all the way home


D               C  G  
I guess you think I'm
G                [ch]B#m[/ch]   F#m
stupid Or something
F#m           [ch]B#m[/ch]    G
But that's a good thing
G        D
That's OK