Bb gm C dm F Bb gm C dm F (Damn) ::Verse #1:: Bb C I ordered something, it took a while dm F This morning something was on my doorstep Bb C What?s this I?m holding? Time capsule owner dm F Cause I?m a brand new man, and I don?t think I want it, Bb I don?t think I want it, ::Verse #2:: Bb C A row of flies hangin' behind me dm F With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me, Bb C And I?m so high, I can?t recall my statements, dm F I only know I made them, because my face vibrated ::Pre-Chorus:: dm A7/E Is it all in my mind? I could?ve sworn I saw it F gm I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it ::Chorus:: Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall ::Verse #3:: Bb C I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel dm F Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled Bb C Now in pretty phrases, it don?t mean nothing dm F And I wanna sell ?em, I see the line again ::Pre-Chorus:: dm So smooth you can hear the beard, A7/E So smooth you can hear the beard, (hear the beard) F Three times is poetry, gm So smooth you can hear the beard ::Chorus:: Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm If you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall ::Interlude:: Bb C dm And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw Bb gm C dm F I?m just saying Bb gm C dm F I-I-I-I?m just saying Bb gm C dm F Why?d you say it, that I?m just saying Bb gm C F But many wait, to what I?m saying ::Pre-Chorus:: dm A7/E Oh it?s come back again, I can?t ignore it F gm I?m a brand new man, but I?m still ṗayin? for it ::Chorus:: Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm C dm F Bb gm Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm If you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall Bb gm If you can?t draw a crowd C dm F Draw dicks on a wall ::Interlude:: Bb gm C dm F Bb gm C dm F Bb gm C dm F And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw Bb gm C dm F Bb gm C dm F ::Collision:: Bb gm C dm F I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder Bb gm C dm F But I got to settle for this vannila thunder Bb gm C dm F (If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder Bb gm C dm F (If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder Bb gm C dm F (If you can?t draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder Bb gm C dm F (If you feeling small) Bb gm C dm F