G                          A 
It may sound stupid when I say it out loud
G                            A
Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud
G                            A
He looks real good he drinks diet Coke
G                         A
He gets his NME's sent by air not boat



             D
I wish I was him
            G            A
He gets the women at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was him
       G  A
He has no enemies
             D    G A
I wish I was him



G
He's got six different flannel shirts
A
Airwalks not thongs
G                                A
He even understands the words to Pavement songs
G                A
He's got his new guitar toys
G                       A
He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys



             D
I wish I was him
            G            A
He gets the women at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was him
       G  A
He has no enemies
             D    G A
I wish I was him



G                      A
I feel much better now I've let it all out
G                         A
He's got big biceps and a masculine shout
G                              A
I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean
G                        A
But he plays guitar much faster than me



             D
I wish I was him
            G            A
He gets the women at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was him
       G  A
He has no enemies
             D    G A
I wish I was him


             D
I wish I was him
            G            A
He gets the women at his feet
                  D
With all his cool friends
            G           A
He gets his records for free
             D
I wish I was him
       G  A
He has no enemies
             D    G A
I wish I was him
             D    G A
I wish I was him