This is a chord transcription from a promo copy of the album. The G chord Conor uses in 
rhythm (which is what I'm transcribing) isn't a standard shape. I will site it as a G 
it's a little different:

E|-3-|
A|-x-|
D|-0-|
G|-0-|
B|-3-|
e|-x-|

And on the D during the verses you should play around with the chord a bit, I like to 
the G string up with the rhythm. Just listen to the song and you'll understand.


D

D                         G     D
I´m just trying to stay a human being
D                         G   D
Sitting in the sun eating ice cream
D                         G       D
Texting my friend about a bad bad dream
D                            G     D
Just had to tell someone who knows me

D                             G      D
But I don´t got time for this cuckoo clock
D                            G     D
And I don´t wanna go to your Mason Lodge
D                               G        D
There´s nothing more sad than a lynching mob
D                        G          D
Full of rational men who believe in God

A
But nothing makes sense when the wave rolls through
A                                      D
Nothing makes sense when the wave come through
A
So it could have been me or it could have been you
A                                   D
Whatever is in me is whatever is in you

D                                  G        D
My neighbor dreams big because his house is small
D                             G       D
Says all he needs now is some capital
D                          G        D
It´s a pirate world it´s a free-for-all
D                                    G         D
They take your bright ideas and they make them dull

D                               G        D
But everyone I see I think I´ve known before
D                           G       D
From the opera house to the grocery store
D                  G        D
My love for them I cannot ignore
D
Like a human voice in a quiet morgue

A
But I don´t want to wear no dead man´s suit
A                                  D
I don´t want to wear no dead man´s suit
A
I don´t want to wait until the moon gets blue
A                                         D
I don´t want to wait until the moon turns blue

Bm                   A
Well it´s all just a fix
Bm              A
Just one little hit
                  D
You'll hold it in

D                          G       D
Sitting on a plane chewing nicorette
D                        G       D
Paradise lost haven´t found it yet
D                          G     D
Will you talk me down if I get upset´
D                           G       D
Be the cool washcloth to my fevered head

A
Because I don´t want to dream if it won´t come true
A                                      D
I don´t want to dream if it don´t come true
A
If there´s something in me well I guess it´s in you
A                                              D
If there´s somewhere in me then I know it´s in you

Solo - Same verse progression.

Bm                   A
Well it´s all just a fix
Bm              A
Just one little hit
                  D
You´re holding in
D
You´ll hold it in
D
You´re holding in
D
You´ll hold it in

A
And I don´t want to dream if it won´t come true
A                                      D
I don´t want to dream if it don´t come true
A
If there´s something in me well I guess it´s in you
A
If there´s something in me well I guess it´s in you
E
Whatever happens to me it´s going to happen to you
E
Whatever happens to me it´s going to happen to you

D x3

End on D