intro: no chords, notes: 

F#/Bb Bb/Ab/Eb Eb/Bb Bb/F#/Bb Bb/Bb Bb/Ab/C# C#/HH/Bb

Verse:

F#   Ebm              Bbm
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C#
In the ham wallet

play as long as you want

Bridge:

B                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#                      C#              
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
B
I brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bbm          C#               F#
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

F#      Ebm     Bbm       C# 
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F       Ebm     Bbm       C#
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo