Capo 1

verse:

G      Em         Bm
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
D
In the ham wallet

G      Em         Bm
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
D
With the lap rocket

G      Em         Bm
Batter dip the cranny ax
D
In the gut locker

G      Em         Bm
Retrofit the pudding hatch (Ooh la la)
D
With the boink swatter

pre-chorus:

C
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
G                      D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
C
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G                      D
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

G       Em      Bm      D
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
G       Em      Bm      D
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

verse:

G       Em       Bm
Marinate the nether rod
D
In the squish mitten

G       Em       Bm
Power drill the yippee bog
D
With the dude piston

G       Em       Bm
Pressure wash the quiver bone
D
In the bitch wrinkle

G       Em       Bm
Cannonball the fiddle cove (Ooh la la)
D
With the pork steeple

pre-chorus:

C
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
G                      D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
C
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G                      D
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

G       Em      Bm      D
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
G       Em      Bm      D
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo