Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and 
the way things are going, he decides to rob a 
liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden 
change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience 
comes into play... 
Dre: Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door 
This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer 
You better think of the consequence...(Who are you?) 
I'm your motherf***in' conscience 
Em: That's nonsense. Go in gather the money 
And run to one of your aunt's cribs 
And borrow her damn dress and one of her blond wigs 
Tell her you need a place to stay 
You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs 
With Renee's razor blades 
Dre: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to 
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you 
Think about it before you walk in the door first 
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns 
Em: f*** dat! Do that shit! Shoot that Bitch! 
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? 
Why you give a f*** if she dies? Are you that bitch? 
Do you really think she gives a f*** if you have kids? 
Dre: Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) 
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) 
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you 
Em: You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude... 
(scratch) 
Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl 
at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in 
an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience 
comes into play... 
Em: Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek 
Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink 
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe... 
Dre: Yo! This girl's only 15 years old 
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair 
Em: Yo, look at her bush...does it got hair? (Uh huh.) 
f*** this bitch right here on the spot bare 
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there.. 
Dre: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie KIDS? 
Em: No, but I seen a porno with Son Doobiest! 
Dre: Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? 
Em: Man, f*** that, hit that shit raw dog then bail... 
(scratch) 
Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After 
coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the 
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed 
with another man. 
Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin... 
Em: f*** that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin' 
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??! 
f*** slittin' her throat! CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!! 
Dre: Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? 
Em: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? 
Dre: Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady. 
But think about the baby before you get all crazy. 
Em: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her 
Grab her by the throat, get the daughter and kidnap her? 
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard 
You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??! 
Dre: What'chu say? 
Em: What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? 
Dre: I'm-a kill you motherf***er! 
Em: Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? 
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton ya'll better make way??! 
How in the f*** you gon' tell this man not to be violent? 
Dre: Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went 
Been there done that...aw f*** it... 
What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at? 
(BANG! BANG!)