THIS SONG, OBVIOUSLY, IS PLAYED WITH 2 GUITARS, BUT FOR THE MOST PART THEY ARE PLAYING THE SAME THING. PETE PLAYING REGULAR BAR CHORDS AND STEVE PLAYING F TYPE BAR CHORDS. THIS SONG IS IN THE KEY OF E MAJOR. E G# 4 TIMES A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWIN SETS A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HI-FI A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TV SEX A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND I E G# 4 TIMES A C YOUR PASSION IS A PRODUCT OF HIGHLIGHT AND DETAIL E G# 4 TIMES D C# B B A# THAT COME HITHER LOOK, BONUS OFFER RETAIL A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PICK UP TRUCKS A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YELLOW PAGES A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BURNING BOOKS A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NEW AGES E G# 4 TIMES A C YOUR EMOTIONS ARE CHEAP, CASH AND CARRY D C# B YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE FOR ANY TOM, DICK OR HARRY E (12TH FRET OF THE E STRING) YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH E G# 4 TIMES A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHAIRMAN MAO A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOD ABOVE A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE COW A B WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PLUG IN LOVE E G# 4 TIMES A C YOUR PASTEURISED LIFE SO FIT FOR CONSUMPTION D C# B THOSE UNDRESSING EYES SO STRICTLY COMMERCIAL E (12TH FRET OF THE E STRING) YOUR LOVE IS A CASHED IN CHECK, OH OH THATS THE WAY OF ALL FLESH E G# 8 TIMES ALL FLESH, ALL FLESH END ON E