Um, first post ever...feel free to tell me your corrections! As of now I'm not sure how to make it see my chords...suggestions? So I can fix it? Also, sometimes I like to transpose this so I can play it in capo 5 but in the same key, because it's easier. *************************************************************************** [VERSE 1] F A Dm Dm I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator Bb Bb F C Snaps when you step on board A A Dm Dm And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head G G C C And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door F A Dm Dm And I was kidding when I said I hope the number one-oh three bus Bb Bb F C Hits and makes a pancake out of you Dm Dm A A I'm sorry, I'm sorry Bb C F C Isn't amazing what a woman in love will do? [VERSE 2] (same as the last verse) And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge Flip over and crash through the rail And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisonining from the metal detector That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through I'm sorry, forgive me For all the mean things I said to you [BRIDGE] A A Dm Dm You thought I didn't have a temper A A Dm Dm Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise! A A Dm Dm But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana sniffing dogs G G C C When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice [VERSE 3] (again, same as the first one) And I'm sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air As it carries you away from me And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs On the mountain while you ski And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother Even though we both know they're true (it's different here at the end) Dm Dm A A I'm sorry, forgive me Dm Dm A A I'm swallowing my pride I'd feel so guilty if you died Bb F - C F - Bb F Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.