Intro:  
e|-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0--0-3-3------------------------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3--2-2--2/3-3-3--2-2-2------------------------------------------------|
G|-x-x-x--x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x------------------------------------------------|
D|-2-2-2--2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2------------------------------------------------|
A|-2-2-2--2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2--------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-0-0--0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0--------------------------------------------------|

Repeat


Verse:

E7                 G
Crane, Crane, your going insane

     A                  D            E7
You can't have sex with everyone you see

     G        Csus2
It's just not right

    E7            G
And clink, clink, what did you think

A              D            E7     G         Csus2
Driving to the airport in a rented car with blood


Chorus:

D                 C
Syndication never hurt so bad

D                          C
It's always pleasant at the mall

D                       C
Your mutilation really made me sad

D                    C
Your still a hero to us all