standard tuning.

Intro: E, A, Dsus2 (2x)


E             A
You would not believe your eyes
Dsus2
If ten million home supplies
E            A                Dsus2
Appeared and taught me how to live


E                A
I test out every bed
       Dsus2
Look! I'm on a movie set
E              
You'd think me straight
A                     Dsus2
I just can't help but frolic


Dsus2     A           E
I like to make myself believe
             Dsus2  A       E  F#
That I could die... here... happy...
Dsus2            A           E                 F#
Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me
Dsus2           A                         E
I think there's something wrong with this TV


Dsus2(let ring)
Nap time...


E                 A         
I take a thousand steps
Dsus2
When do these arrows end
E                      A         Dsus2
Either Deja Vu or I've been here before


E                   A
These employees are jerks
Dsus2
And there arrows don't freaking work
E                              A
Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you
Dsus2
How to get out of here!!


Dsus2     A           E
I like to make myself believe
            Dsus2 A  E      F#
These magic arrows.. help.. me..
Dsus2               A 
With every step I'm lost again
   E                  F#
My legs can't walk no more
Dsus2              A            E
I don't think they have an exit door
              Dsus2
How is this a lamp?!?


          A               E
I find it kind of hard to believe
               Dsus2  A             E         F#
That there's a food.. court.. right next.. to me
   Dsus2                A
If I never left how did I get here
E                         F#
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
Dsus2  A              E
Nobody inside made it out!
                     Dsus2
What are you looking at?!

(Palm Mute)
E            A
My points of latitude and longitude are
Dsus2
30 north 100 west
E              A                    Dsus2
I'll be on the couch that's on your left


Dsus2     A           E
I like to make myself believe
     Dsus2    A    E
That somebody will save me