D            G       /f#        Em       Asus4 A

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely

D                  G      /f#    Em       A

All the girls made fun of her at school

          G              A

'Cause no matter how she tried

              D            G

she could not get a dick inside

    /f#     Em

her shallow throat,

        A      Asus4  A

shallow throat.



G         /f#  A              D

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

G     /f#     A         D                   G

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

    /f#        A/e    Asus4  A

she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.



D            G       /f#        Em       Asus4 A
The football team all tried to give her lessons
D                  G      /f#    Em       A
she practiced but she threw up on the coach
          G              A
not one man on the squad
              D            G
ever shot his wad
    /f#     Em
in Susie's throat,
        A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.


G         /f#  A              D

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

G     /f#     A         D                   G

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

    /f#        A/e    Asus4  A

she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.


D            G       /f#        Em       Asus4 A

The drum major was a boy named Slick

D                  G      /f#    Em       A

Who had a very little-bitty dick

          G              A

She licked it, sucked and stroked it

              D            G

'Til Slick thought she might choke,

    /f#     Em

he never knew

    A             D

she had a shallow throat.



G         /f#  A              D

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big

G     /f#     A         D                   G

cucumbers and sausages, they just would not fit

    /f#        A/e    Asus4  A

she tried them all.

    A      Asus4  A
shallow throat.



D            G       /f#        Em       Asus4 A

She finally learned to deep-throat after all

D                  G      /f#    Em       A

Since she met Slick, she's really had a ball

          G              A

But Slick he's kinda lonesome

              D            G

With Susie and the kid

       D                    G

'Cause though his dick just fits her throat

    A                D

her pussy's much too big.