This is not a dream syndicate's song but is written by Steve Wynn and i can't write it Danny & Dusty From:Robert Sin [Intro] F-G-A [Verse] F-G-A Davy Jones Locker F-G-D Hollywood and Vine F-G-A The cavern of darkness F-G-E They called the firefly F-G-A The king of the losers F-G-A Is holding court tonight [Verse] Well there's one-eyed Pete Through A shutted B-B speaks I haven't seen my old my lady In a eighty[??]seven weeks The king of losers They got nothin on me [Verse] As he said as I used to fear Well I dont remember that and she said I used to mistreat her Well that might be a fact The king of the losers I ain't been down that path Let's go [Verse] Now lets see em buddy I heard that tune Of the great four women And the lies they tell you The king of the losers I know that brew through and through you know [Verse] Mama sent me downtown Saturday at noon I got a service that I missed Kicked out my room The king of the losers I know it through [Verse] Over in the corner Sits the gowned-in sow She's laughing like a hyena With the glass of mescal The king of the losers Cant toss this girl Want another time When the king would come my way [Verse] And guns for me to stay Now the king of the losers Always has to pay time [Verse] Oh listen you scumbags You're looking for sympathy You cant be ask why mess Mosquitoes to me I'm the king of the losers Now get down on your knees [Verse] I got fit for blood and buckets down my back Oh you whiskeybottles from late night stack You want the king of the losers Look now for the jack