Well, looking over the couple tabs that were on here I saw some problems with each, and lots of things that were correct. So I thought I'd combine and build upon them. I used people's work as a base and then built upon it. Parts at the end are particularly hard to see but I believe it's quite accurate, and more so, much more accurate then previous attempts. I hope you enjoy. Any corrections I'll be happy to incorporate if I see them to be true. Chords used in this song: Dm7: x57565 A7: 575655 Bb7: x13131 C7: x35353 F: 133211 G: 355433 Gm7: 353333 Am7: 575555 F*: x87565 F6: 131211 G7: 353433 Verse 1 Dm7 Hey there, Bret Dm7 I see you looking down Bb7 C7 A7 Don?t want to see my little buddy there with a frown Dm7 C7 Just because I get more women than you Bb7 C7 A7 That?s only because they don?t know you like I do. Dm7 C7 Sure, you?re weedy and kinda shy Bb7 C7 A7 But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy. Dm7 C7 They want you as a needle when they?re rolling in the hay. Bb7 C7 Just hear me out when I say Chorus 1 Dm7 A7 F G Bret, you got it goin? on. Gm7 Am7 The ladies get to know your sexuality C7 Dm7 F* When they get to know your personality. Dm7 A7 F G I said, Bret, you got it goin? on. Gm7 Not in a gay way Am7 Just in a hey, mate, C7 Dm7 F* I want to say that you?re looking okay, mate. Verse 2 Dm7 C7 Bb7 Why can?t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy C7 A7 That he thinks his booty is fly? Dm7 C7 Not all the time, obviously Bb7 C7 A7 Just when he?s got a problem with his self esteem Dm7 C7 Don?t let anybody tell you you?re not humpable Bb7 Because you?re bumpable C7 A7 Dm7 Well, I hope this doesn?t make you feel uncomfortable C7 B7 If I say you?ve got a boom o wow Come on, Bret C7 Help me out now Chorus 2 (All chords up one fret) Dm7 A7 F G Bret you got it goin? on. (Bret)I got it goin? on. Gm7 Am7 That?s the conclusion that I?ve come to C7 Dm7 F* But that doesn?t mean that I want to bum you. Dm7 A7 F G Bret, you?ve got it goin? on. (Bret)Got it goin? on Gm7 No doubt about it Am7 We?d be getting crazy C7 Dm7 F* If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. (Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally) Dm7 A7 F6 G7 Oh, if one of us was a lady Verse 3 (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher) Gm7 Am7 And I was your man, if I was your man (Hammer on and off on the A string) Gm7 Dm7 F* Dm7 F* Dm7 Well, sometimes it gets lonely Dm7 A7 And I need a woman F6 G7 And then I imagine you with some bosoms Dm7 A7 F6 In fact, one time when we were touring G7 And I was really lonely Gm7 Am7 Gm7 And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel (Hammer) Dm7 F* Dm7 F* I put a wig on you F6 G7 when you were sleeping Dm7 I put a wig on you A7 Ooh ooh ooh And I just laid there and spooned you Dm7 Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off) Bret, you?ve got it goin? on