There was one other version of this song, but that one missed a lot. So I decided to figure the chords out. Please don't think that I forgot a lot of Minor chords, because it's almost completely Major chords. This is 100% right. Intro: G G Come on, now get your ass out of bed G You heard what the man said G A The crew is already gone B F C G We were all kinda high, but man what were you on? G Tried to take a shuttle to Spain G They kicked me off the plane G A I guess I'll go to Japan B F C G Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man D And down in the valley we crawl in the alley Am Who knew the 101 was so long? Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song G Sake in aluminum cans G It fell in the wrong hands G A And now we're chewing the scene B F C G Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen G Walking through a German hotel G And not walking very well G A I gotta get to the van B F C G Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can D And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city Am He's saying that the directions are wrong Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song G G G A B F C G x 2 (Same as verse) D And down in the valley we crawl in the alley Am Who knew the 101 was so long? Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Bb C G Before you get sold, you get bought for a song Then play G till the end.