The Ballad of Me and My Friends - Frank Turner Capo 2 Enjoy! Em C Everybody?s got themselves a plan. G D And everybody thinks they?ll be the man, including the girls. Em C The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer-songwriters, G D The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers Em C And tonight I'm playin' another Nambucca show. G D Yes I'm going through my phonebook, texting everyone I know. Em C And quite a few I don't (know) whose numbers found their way into my phone. G D But they might come along anyway, you never really know. G D Em And none of this is going anywhere. C D And pretty soon we?ll all be old G D Em And no one left alive will really care C About our glory days when we sold our souls D - single strum But if you?re all about the destination Em C Then take a fucking flight D Em D We?re going nowhere slowly but we?re seeing all the sights C G D and we?re definitely going to hell G D Em D... but we?ll have all the best stories to tell. C G D and we?re definitely going to hell G D G but we?ll have all the best stories to tell.