SONG: Beauty School Dropout ARTIST: Warren Casey & Jim Jacobs From the musical, Grease Intro: D#6/9 D# - Cm7 - Fm7 - A# - Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well Gm7 - Cm7 - Fm7 - A# - Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block Gm7 - C7 - Your future's so unclear now, Fm7 - C#9 - what's left of your career now D# - Cm7 - G#m6/B Can't even get a trade-in on your smock G#m6/B G#/A# G#/A# D# Cm Fm7 A# D# Cm Beauty school drop-out, Fm7 A# no graduation day for you D# Cm Beauty school drop-out, G# missed your midterms A# and flunked shampoo D# Well at least you could have Cm Fm7 A# taken time to wash and clean your clothes up Gm Cm Fm7 After spending all that dough to have the doctor A# fix your nose up D# Cm Baby get moving, Fm7 A# why keep your feeble hopes alive D# Cm What are you proving? G# A# You've got the dream, but not the drive D# D#+ G# C#9 If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool D# - Cm - Fm7 - A# - D# Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school Cm Bsus4 B6 E C#m Beauty school drop-out, F#m7 B hangin' around the corner store E C#m Beauty school drop-out, A B it's about time you knew the score E C#m Well they couldn't teach you anything, F#m7 B you think you're such a looker G#m C#m But no customer would go to you, F#m B unless she was a hooker E C#m Baby don't sweat it, F#m7 B you're not cut out to hold a job E C#m Better forget it, A B who wants their hair done by a slob E E+ Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, A D9 But still the world is cruel E - C#m - F#m7 - B - E B Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school E C#m Baby don't blow it, F#m7 B7-9 don't put my good advice to shame E C#m Baby you know it, A B Even Dear Abby'd say the same E E+ A D9 Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly E - C#m - F#m7 - B - E Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky C#m E C#m E C#m Beauty school drop-out, E6/9 go back to high school