Cold Beer & Cigarettes (The Devil Is Beating His Wife) in the key dave is playing it live now (as of early '07) Intro: D *C#m(xxx120) E A white ghost making his way up the west coast trying to focus his D C#m D *C#m High hopes on a vagina or two, he's taking his chances E Meanwhile back in his living room bright smiles are watching his toddler run D C#m D *C#m Speed trials over grandmother's rug, and nature advances Verse pt. 2 C Am D B7 Em C D B7 C Up the interstate, he's been awake and pretty drunk for three whole days Am D B7 Em Bm C No one wants to stop until they get to where they're going Em Bm C Bsus4 B I'll get to where Iím going pretty soon Chorus E Bm A So he takes another drink cause watching the scenery bleed Am E C#m B B7 E Into each similar scene isn't as sweet as it had been in his dreams C Am D B7 Em C D B7 C Am Bsus4 B E It's faster to buy cigarettes and some cold beer if you don't rattle the D F#m B Cashier by asking her back to your room, she's calling security A E The car's on fire in the parking lot and nobody wants it to rain E But God isn't listening, so all the windshield's glisten A E The water and oil mix causing the fire to spread to five or six B B7 A Innocent automobiles sitting in their nearby spot, what a cruel God we've got E C#m Abm A E F#m B B7 Right on, etc. E Bm A So he takes another drink cause watching the formula bleed Am E C#m B B7 E Into each similar theme isn't as sweet as it had been in his dreams