Rich, young, dumb nymphomaniac
Title:  Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac
Artist:  Jason Boland and the Stragglers
Songwriters:  Patrick Daley
Copyright: ASCAP/BMI
Tuning: Standard

  EADGBE
G:320033
C:032010
D:XX0232


single strum first and last verse    

(G) well welcome everybody to (C)Willies place                                
                                                                    
You can (D)pull up a chair or you can (G) pull up my face                     
                                                               
(G)we got everything, the (C)only thing that we lack (D)is a rich young dumb 
nympho(G)maniac

Chorus
                                      
(G)I wanna rich youg dumb nympho(C)maniac 
                                      
To (D)drive me around in her (G)cadillac
          
(G)If she's not down on her knees she will be (C)flat on her back
   
I wanna (D)rich youg dumb nympho(G)maniac 
 
(G)we'll give her great big(C)tits and a little bitty ass
a (D)fucking machine that never runs out of (G)gas
(G)a body like nobody's ever (C)seen before
(D)she recently inherited a liquor (G)store
 
Chorus
 
(G)well she doesn't wanna marry and (C)she doesn't wanna fight
(D)she doesn't give a shit if I stay out all (G)night
(G)I bring home another woman she just (C)gives me a smile
(D)take of our clothes then we fuck in a (G)pile
 
Chorus
 
(G)Make her a magic fingers mama that (C)can roll up my doobs
(D)the best in the west at cooking chinese (G)food
(G)she doesn't like to shop and (C)she don't wear clothes
(D)she always compliments me on the (G)size of my hose
 
Chorus
 
(G)we'll make her three feet (C)tall
(D)and stand about to (G)here
(G)with a flat spot on her (C)head 
(D)so I can rest my (G)beer
 
Chorus