A great song by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this is how I play it. Intro: D# Cm Gm A# X2 E-------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-| D-------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------| D# Cm Gm Britney, I can fell your sadness A# The World is filled with madness D# Cm Gm And everybody takes It out on you A# And there's nothing you can do, but D# Cm Gm Girl I want you to know A# That I'm not one of those because G# A# I don't care what they all say G# A# I'd still have sex with you D# Cm Any day D# Cm A# Any day (This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E----------------------------------6-----| B----------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------| D----------------------------------------| A----------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------| D# Cm Gm Britney, Nobody really knows you A# yet they all think they can judge you D# Cm Gm Although I'm not a fan of your music A# The way the treat you, girl, It makes me sick. D# Cm Gm Just know that I can hear your cries, A# and I still love to get between those thighs, because G# A# I don't care what they all say G# A# I'd still have sex with you D# Cm Any day D# Cm Any day (This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E---------------------| B---------------------| G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-| D---------------------| A---------------------| E---------------------| G# A# And If you want to marry me G# A# As long as I don't have to sign a prenup I agree (This Guitar part plays under the above lines) E--------------------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------------------| G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----| D--------------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------------| G# A# I don't care what they all say G# A# No I don?t care what they all say G# A# I'd still tap that ass D# Any day Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings. Peace John Cammies