Did some modification to the current tabs on this one, think its pretty close but 
hey, its all up to you.

Have fun

Capo on first


Intro:      Em - D  A - Em - D  A


Em               D                   Em
I learned politeness on my mother's knee.
G                                                       D Dsus4  D  Dsus2  D
I learned by uprightness my number of friends should increase.


Em                       D            Em
- When I think about the things I've done,
G
I laugh out loud to no one.
D	Dsus4  D  Dsus2  D
Yeah, to no one.


Em
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see.
                          G
When I try to open up my heart
                                              D
There's something inside me 'n  I know it is good
                      B          Em
-But understanding is misunderstood
Em                D               A          Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half


Em               D          Em
-But I became honest mr. Mistaken
G                                   D Dsus4  D  Dsus2  D
Inspired of the curves my smile was makin'
Em            D                 Em
Bumbers and kickers in one big stream
G                                 D
I grow up in a livesize pinball machine!
Dsus4  D  Dsus2  D
Yeah - they're mean!


Em
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see.
                          G
When I try to open up my heart
                                                D
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good
                      B          Em
-But understanding is misunderstood.
Em                D               A         Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half

On my behalf


G                                              D
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good
                      B          Em
-But understanding is misunderstood.
Em                D               A         Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half


Em
-I tried to fill some silence
              D
'Cause the silence feels so long


G                    D
-I knew the ice was gettin' thinner,
              Em
but I kept skating on
                                          D
My mother threw me into this world as a winner

-but by the light of the yellow beer
G          D                     Em
They tell jokes I'll never get to hear

-On my behalf.


G                                              D
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good
                      B          Em
-But understanding is misunderstood.
Em                D               A         Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half

-On my behalf.


G                                              D
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good
                      B          Em
-But understanding is misunderstood.
Em                D               A          Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half
Em                D               A          Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half
Em                D               A          Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half
Em                D               A          Em
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half