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?whatever?

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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, and she was all like "errrhh"
And I'm like

"Whatever"


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And then this chick comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that dude?" and I'm like

 "yeah whatever".

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So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up she's all like "awww"
And I'm like

"yeah whatever!"

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Cuz this is my united states of whatever                              }x3

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And then it's 3am and I'm on the street corner wearin' my leather,
And this guy comes up and he's like "hey punk!"
And I'm like

"yeh whatever!".

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Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley
And officer Leroy comes up and he's like "hey I thought I told you..." and I'm like

"yeh whatever!".


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And then up comes Zaphwer and I'm like "yo Zaphwer what's up?" and he's like "nuthin" 
I'm like "that's cool".


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Cuz this is my united states of whatever                              }x2

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