Dm              A            Dm                     A
Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
                   Bb                      A                       Dm
"High maintenance" means your a gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.
Dm                A            Dm                   A
Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of 
Bb
gum
            A                   Dm
Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum
 you're awful, I love you...
 
[Chorus]
F
She moves through moonbeams slowly
Dm
She knows just how to hold me
Bb                             Gm
and when her edges soften, her body is my coffin.
F
I know she drains me slowly
Dm
She wears me down to bones in bed...
Bb                           [---Stop Strumming---] Dm
must be the sign on my head, it says, "Oh love me dead!" Love me dead
 
Dm                       A
You're a faith-healer on tv
Dm                                A
You're an office park without any trees
              Bb                A             Dm
corporate and cold, gushing for gold-leave me alone.
    Dm                 A
You suck so passionately
         Dm                        A                          Bb
You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin' my heart.
               A                        Dm
You call me a drunk, does the fun ever start? You're hideous...and sexy!
 
[Repeat Chorus]
Wow! Uh!
 Dm
Love me cancerously 
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da! Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da! 
Bb                                     A
How's your new boy? Does he know about me?
                           Dm
You've got the mark of the beast.
 You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!
 
[Repeat Chorus]
Bb                         A
Wha' 'bout this sign on my head
[--Stop Strumming--] Dm      A
it says "Oh love me dead!"
        Dm   A        Dm   A         Dm   A
Love me dead! Love me dead! Love me dead!
Bb    A      Dm
Oh...love me dead!