G               A 
Scotty doesn't know,
                C
That Fionna and me,

Do it in my van every Sunday.

G                      A
She tells him shes in church,
                C
But she doesn't go,

Still shes on her knees, and...



               G     B
Scotty doens't know, oh.
               C
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
               G 
So don't tell Scotty!
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C
Scotty doesn't know.
   A
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!


G       A             C
Fionna says shes out shopping,
G              A               C
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.


                    G
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C
Scotty doesn't know,
               G
Scotty doesn't know.
               B
So don't tell Scotty.
               C
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
A
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

G           A            C
I can't believe he's so trusting,
G           A              C
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
G                A
Fionna's got him on the phone,
C
and she's trying not to moan.
G                A
It's a three way call,
             C
and he knows nothing.


               G
Scotty doesn't know,
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C
Scotty doesn't know,
            G   
Don't tell Scotty.
                   B              
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
                C
Scotty doesn't know
               G
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!
               B                   C
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
               G 
Scotty doesn't know,
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C            A
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....


B                 C
The, parking lot, why not?
A            C
It's so cool when you're on top.
B               C  
His front lawn, in the snow.
A                 C
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

G         A       C
I did her on his birthday.

               G
Scotty doesn't know,
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C
Scotty doesn't know,
               
Scotty doesn't know,
            G      
Don't tell Scotty.
               B          C
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
            G
Scotty will know,
              B
Scotty has to know,
               C
Scotty's gotta know,

Gonna tell Scotty,
               G
Gonna tell him myself.
              B
Scotty has to know,
              C
Scotty has to know,

Scotty has to,

Scotty has to,
              G
Scotty has to go!
               B
Scotty doesn't know,
               C
Scotty doesn't know,
               G
Scotty doesn't know...