[Key: C] [Verse] C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) Am (x02210@1) GYou (320003@1)point and laugh because I am a virgin C F Am G Well haha, so's my imaginary girlfriend C F Am G I look at her, she knows what Im after C F Am G Blow me like a dragon, I'll be your dungeon master I may look stupid when I have my cape on I always wear it for the star wars marathon Ive got no job, no car, no life at all No bills to pay, no friends to call [Chorus] C G Am F We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone C G Am F We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we're as happy as can be [Verse] You had a secret club you never let me in You said I'm weak 'cuz I'm allergic to oxygen I collect action figures, please dont call them "dolls" The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls I have more comic books than I could ever read And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough [Bridge] C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G Bazinga AmScissors (x02210@1)paper rock FLizard (133211@1)beating Spock C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G Bazinga AmI (x02210@1)used to play World of Warcraft FBut (133211@1)then I took a vagina to the cock (C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012