Intro:  Ab  Abm(7) Absus4  F#  Ab Abm(7)  Absus4  F#  Ab  Abm(7)  Absus4  F# //  Abm7 - 464444

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Now you're here so have no fear, I'm just your friendly guide
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So come along coz you belong, you joined us when you died
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From your birth until your final breath
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I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death 

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Welcome to the congregation
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I hope we meet your expectation
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A little tiny pinch of deviation 

We understand what you had planned goes by another name
Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame
Your application sadly was denied
But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side 

Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
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We promise it won't stain your reputation 

Solo:  Eb  A  Eb  A  Eb  A  C      Eb  A  Eb  A  Eb  A  C

Eb
Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass chamber are the boys from wall street.
Let's here it for the boys. And here in the eternal mariachi room for the 
defrocked priest and telemarketers.
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And the totally fiery pit of boiling death the lawyers, pimps and mimes... 


Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
Welcome to the congregation
I hope we meet your expectation
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So thanks for dropping by here
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We're really gonna try here
    B             Bbm              C#                 Ab  Abm(7)  Absus4  F# C# F# C# Ab
But in the end you know you're gonna fry.... fry.... fry... here 

Umm.. excuse me sir, is there a bathroom here?


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