Intro:
B5
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E5
To witness my first breakdown
                G#5
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
     F#5 G#5  E5  bassline: Eb5 B5
When I'm    stuck in this town


B5  E5  G#5  F#5 G#5 E5


Verse 1:
B5
  I've got a bone to
          C#5
pick with you Mr. DJ
E5
  The traffic and the sound
           F#5
Is just as bad

as it is in LA
B5
  So go on and lock me up
          C#5
You better throw
          F#5
away that key
         E5
Before I find out 

where you broadcast from
             F#5
Because your play 

list is killing me

Refrain:
G#5
  I'll change that station
E5
  Light it up like the 4th of July
     F#5
It's me I'm caller fifteen
        E5         F#5 
Time to play my last request

Chorus:
B5
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E5
To witness my first breakdown
                G#5
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
         F#5       G#5     E5
When I'm wasting space in this town
B5
  Don't call the doctors
        E5
I don't need no medication
       G#5
I just need one more vacation
    F#5   G#5 E5
And make it  last

Verse 2:
B5
  Hear me out please
          C#5
judge and jury

I'm an innocent man
E5
  And it would be such
             F#5
a terrible injustice

To put me away without
          B5
thinking about

All the terrible mistakes
     C#5           F#5
That goddamn radio jockey makes
  E5
I swear he's out to get me
     F#5
Oh I swear he's out to get me

Refrain 2:
G#5
  I'll change that station
E5
  Light it up like the 4th of July
     F#5
It's me I'm caller fifteen
         E5 
But it's too late for explanations
     F#5 
This broadcast will be alive

(Repeat Chorus)
F#5 G#5 E5
Bridge:
G#5                 E5
  Hear me out please judge and jury
      B5
And I swear he's out to get me
     F#5
Oh I swear he's out to get me
G#5
  Go on and lock me up
           E5
You better throw away that key
  B5
I swear he's out to get me
  F#5             F#5
I swear he's out to get me
B5                              C#5
  I've got a bone to pick with you Mr DJ
E5 
  You really ought to lock me up
             A5 
Because your play list is killing me

Chorus 2:
B5
Come one come all

You're just in time
   E5
To witness my first breakdown
                G#5
Cause there's a mile gone

For every minute passed
         F#5       G#5     E5
When I'm wasting space in this town
B5
  Don't call the doctors
        E5
I don't need no medication
          G#5          F#5
I just need one more vacation
    A5 
And make it last