this song may not look hard, but the lyrics are externally difficult. its a good 
song if you are looking to impress your friends without actually doing much, or if 
you just like funny songs. ;)

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G                                            D              D                      G
There's a uke in the bottom of the sea,    There's a uke  in the bottom of the sea,
C                                 G           D                              G
There's a uke, there's a uke        There's a uke on the bottom of the sea.

There's a hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea, There's a hole in the uke in 
the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke There's a uke in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in hole on the uke in the bottom of the sea, There's a log in hole 
on the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke, There's a uke in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke There's a uke in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke There's a uke in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,,
There's a uke, there's a uke  There's a uke on the bottom of the sea.


There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the 
uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the 
uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke   There's a uke bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump  on on the log on 
the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump  on on the log on 
the hole in the uke in the bottom of the sea,
There's a uke, there's a uke   There's a uke bottom of the sea.